Min-chan, I had to suddenly attend the
You stupid dad.
World Toilet Summit in Russia.
You stupid dad...
Sorry I wasn't around for two days. I picked these flowers from Russia.
You stupid dad!
Third Day as a Superhero "A Leader Really Must"
Our investigation has found that the sentient life on Earth is,
statistically speaking, split into two types—men and women.
They can be differentiated based on "Globes," their internal body energy.
Globes
They mean the world to them. That's why they call their planet a "globe."
A man's energy globes are, in most cases, tiny
and entirely useless.
On the other hand, a woman's energy globes
are rather large in comparison.
Their size is divided into 26 levels,
A to Z, based on their inborn nature.
The more energy they possess,
Heart!
Heart Attack
the more lethal and destructive
Nosebleed!
Profuse Bleeding
they can prove to male globers.
Boner!
Groin Swelling
Now, please take a look at this.
Alien Channel
Nosebleed!
Come on!
Calm down, all of you!
You'll be fine if you close your eyes!
It is as we feared!
We're all male!
We can't fight female globers!
Tch. Pathetic.
I don't want to hear your excuses.
Do we have a plan to counter them?
If you would look at this.
Earth's superhero is #smitten with this woman.
We must target her.
Fortunately, her energy level is paltry—a mere Level A!
That so?
If we steal her heart,
the superhero will have a broken heart, wallow in sorrow,
and lose all will to fight?
We've already researched the kind of face and physique female globers prefer.
Based on the findings, we've built the ultimate anti-women weapon!
I give you "Dreamy Guy the Fifth"!
Whoa, nice. Well done.
If we steal her heart, this planet is as good as ours!
Min-chan, isn't your father disappearing an annual event?
But something's different this time.
It's been a week already.
Just wait some more. He might even come home tonight.
That rotten old man. I'll kill him when he gets back!
A teenage girl, visiting the police every day
in search of her beloved father.
How gallant!
But I don't want her falling for an uniformed cop!
Why, you ask?
Because their job is dangerous, pay's low, and is filled with scandals!
They're worthless as a son-in-law!
Surprise Yamada!
Where are we going commando today?
Hang here? Hang there?
Bang-bang everywhere?
Go hang by yourself.
Oh, crap!
That boy looks normal, but his ulterior motives are obvious to me!
I bet he's hiding a passionate love letter in that book!
He's still young, but his casual gait is far too casual!
Stay away from Min-chan!
Go, Number 1!
Don't run! Look!
Commando!
It's a huge pervert!
Yamada-san's surprisingly useful.
Hey.
How bold of you to carry out obscene acts in front of a police station.
I only did what any father would do.
Where'd that brain-dead old man go?
Maybe he's surprisingly close?
Should I try calling Mom?
Nah, she left 'cause she got sick of him.
The only fools who'd stand around with a bouquet at this time
are delivery men or brain-dead old men!
And what's with that outfit?
Did he steal some man's clothes from his wife's closet?
Is he a failed actor?
His taste sucks...
But it might be kinda cool. Makes his legs look long and slender.
Anyway...
You're finally back, you rotten old man!
No. 5 Dreamy Guy the Fifth!
You're here, and I'm here.
You're my blue bird—
Spinning Bird Kick!
Tch. I mistook him.
What are you, Abomination Classroom?
I heard it got banned in some country.
Anyway, men who scare girls at twilight deserve to die.
Never show your face again!
That wooden doll was your ultimate anti-women weapon?
We went by the data and blended everyone's beloved smileys
with a physique and clothes that would make any woman horny.
I don't care about your stupid data!
Just steal that woman's heart!
Rest assured! A support mecha that'll power up
Dreamy Guy is already on its way!
Je t'aime.
Yo, bro, yo!
No. 6 BumbleZ!
You don't look fly, you all right?
I sent you flyin' high, you gonna die!
Tonight's our night, not gonna lie!
Watch as we fight and defy!
Gonna make all the girls cry!
Sorry, we can't rap.
Come out.
I saw everything, guy.
Min-chan's only 16. She doesn't know how twisted society is, how harsh life is,
and how her father's turned into an old man.
Trying to seduce her with the power of money is absolutely reprehensible!
Don't defile a girl's pure heart with your dirty money.
If you must defile someone, defile me.
I'll gladly take all your money.
I'll tell you my bank account number, so deposit it by Friday!
You can do what you want to me.
Actually, do it! Beat me up!
Step on me! Satisfy my masochistic urges!
Are you Earth's superhero?
Isn't it obvious?
If we defeat you, this planet is ours!
Hm, secret weapon BumbleZ, huh?
Naughty and brutal, endlessly powerful once he transforms,
and "I'm awesome when it counts," huh?
This is unfair.
When I became a superhero, I fell into the toilet,
but you get a CG transformation?
Wait, you look that ugly even after using CG?
It's time to fight! Rev the heart engine up full-throttle!
I'll overcome any number of waves to get to you!
Andromeda Gas High-Octane Full-Tank Punch!
You'd fail vehicle inspection, huh?
Huh?
Punch!
Punch, punch, punch!
Kick, kick!
Talk about tiny arms and legs!
I've been hearing a weird noise for a while now.
Must be engine trouble.
Hey, don't look there!
No!
Don't touch that part!
I-I'll bweak!
Ah, so this is what was making that weird noise.
Your piston's done for. Should I put something in to replace it?
Like that strange thing would fit—It fits?!
I l-leaked...
Good. Now we won't have to hear this junk panting.
Hey, hot stuff. I fixed your car, so at least say thanks.
Please, accept me. I love you.
I saw you! First you bother Min-chan, and now you sexually harass me?
You've got bad taste, Richie Rich!
I fixed your car!
Pay me!
Hello?
Are you listening to me?!
Listen to me!
Guess he's not coming back tonight, either.
That was a little surprising earlier.
He used to often come back unannounced and stand like that.
Min-chan, I had to suddenly attend
the World Toilet Summit in Russia.
Sorry I wasn't around for two days. I picked these flowers from Russia.
This time, I went to do market research on toilet seats in Africa.
I bought your favorite, potato chips there.
Let's eat together.
Oh, come on! I just cleaned the place!
Drown in booze and babes outside!
And wear some pants!
Where the hell did you go?
At least tell me when you'll be back!
Min-chan, Daddy is always by your side.
Where are we gonna hang tonight?
Yo, we're in the middle of a good scene right now!
I want to hang already!
Fine, I get it.
Let me hang!
I'll go with you, so don't bring that thing out here.
Let me hang!
Eat up while it's hot!
Rotten old man...
I said I preferred bread for breakfast, but he forgot already.
You really are a stupid old man.
This is all I can do right now.
I need to hurry up and find a way to go back to normal.
Hey.
I guess a leader really must get his hands dirty.
Otherwise, nothing will ever get done.